Attention zleepy Earthlings:
Gnarpy has zlorped into your primitive data grid. New protocols active: "pay your tribute or face vaporization."
Welcome to $GNARPY
No tribute, No zleep-zone access.
Submit
1.Pictographs of feline overlords
2.Dog units, rodent companions, or acceptable glorp-creatures
3.Pet rocks? zleepy. But processed.
Gnarpy demands visual offerings to verify your worth. No pic, no gnarp — Gnarpy does not negotiate.
TOKENOMICS
Ticker: $GNARPY
Total Zupply: 1,000,000,000
Tribute Tax: 1 approved creature pictograph
Contract: Renounced to the Gnarpians
FINAL TRANSMISSION $GNARP is ascending…
pay the GNARPY TAX or prepare for immediate glorp-beam neutralization.
Choose wisely, earth-crawlers.